Totally Not a Scam Place Breakfast Menu

Drinks

• Milk              $1.00
• Orange juice $1.00
• Apple juice   $1.00

Solid food

• Pancakes      $10.99
• Bacon           $11.00
• Liver             $69.99

Sides

• Egg               $999.99
• Sugar            $0.99

Totally Not a Scam Place Lunch Menu

Drinks

• Soft Drinks     $1.50
• Melted plastic $4.00
• Water              $0.00

Solid food

• Sandwitch       $6.99
• A single bean  $8.99
• Maple wood   $7.00

Sides

• Fork                $2.55
• Tree leaf          $3.99

Totally Not a Scam Place Dinner Menu

Drinks

• Bleach              $0.00
• Deep frying oil $5.00
• Orang water     $4.00

Solid food

• Hamborger       $12.99
• Tomato             $5.00
• Orphan             $12,000.00

Sides

• Toothpick(x20) $6.00
• Flak 88             $60,000